THE HARRIS WALTZ

Da news has been buzzin’.

For some time now.

How Trump’s goin’ down.

Let us jump and shout.

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Kah-mah-lah—you go girl!

Oprah’s got your back.

Along with Taylor Swift,

Michelle, and Barack.

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Bill and Hillary too.

They’re quite a lovely pair.

Missy wears the pants.

Willy doesn’t care.

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His left eye is winkin’.

At every skirt in sight.

That slow southern drawl.

Makes gals run with fright.

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When Dem votes rolled in.

Not all campers were happy.

Just what happened here?

Tim Walz was a bit snappy.

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We must put the blame.

Not on me but someone else.

Kah-mah-lah, dear.

Why won’t you wear a dress?

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The guilty party,

‘Tis sleepy Joe Biden.

Let’s tan his wrinkled hide.

Where is the man hidin’?

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The Harris-Waltz.

It wuz no dance at all.

Just like Humpty Dumpty.

Destined for a fall!