
The phrase “for what it’s worth” is an expression people use when offering an opinion, suggestion, or piece of information, often to indicate that the speaker is not sure how valuable or significant their contribution will be.
It’s a way of being modest or cautious about the importance or impact of what’s being shared. For example, someone might say, “For what it’s worth, I think you did a great job,” meaning they hope their opinion is helpful, even if it may not change the situation.
On the other hand, “for what it’s worth” can be used in an offensive manner without the speaker realizing it. The other day, at a car show, a fellow walked up to me and said, “For what it’s worth, I’d spray some type of clear over your old truck to keep it from further rusting.”
After he finished his remark, I wanted to say, but politely didn’t, “For what it’s worth, I’m not open to suggestions!” That might’ve started an argument, as this gruff guy appeared to have a short fuse.
He rambled on, telling me that clearcoat was the only way to fly if he owned the vehicle. I was very cordial, having been told this countless times over the past 8 years. I ended the conversation by saying that the next person to own the truck could pay for such, but I wasn’t.
I love rust, believing it’s the color of choice amongst the rat rod crowd. Young people like it as well. Several catchy slogans go along with the name, such as “In rust we trust!” Rust in peace!” “Rust my soul!” and “Babe, you can rust me!” On a side note regarding this subject, I like to inform the automotive crowd that paint is overrated, just to catch them off guard.
For grins, I spent several days after the show looking for opportunities to use “for what it’s worth” offensively, saying it in my head and not verbally. A weight-challenged woman in a grocery store, looking as if she’d been poured into stretch pants, was my first victim.
“For what it’s worth, ma’am, that outfit reminds me of Spam in a can!”
A fellow was walking around Walmart in a sleeveless shirt with both arms not at his sides, something Arnold Schwarzenegger would have to do. Not knowing the guy’s real name, I automatically gave him one for my project.
“For what it’s worth, Russell, a muscle shirt’s designed for guys actually having muscles!”
A college student at Rotary Park was evidently trying to bring back a hairstyle that’s been gone for at least 45 years.
“For what it’s worth, dude, the mullet died in ‘82.”
One day later, a nice-looking girl, another college student, was attempting to walk with an inebriated fellow who appeared to be a boneless chicken when it came to dexterity.
“For what it’s worth, miss, take my advice, this one you should ditch!”
My last subject was around the same age as me. He rolled up next to us at a stoplight in a newer Chevy truck with California plates. The guy had been driving like a maniac, jumping in and out of lanes on 95, almost causing a wreck.
Looking at him, the man mouthed some gibberish that I couldn’t understand. I can still see those stained, unsightly teeth. That Friday afternoon, I did let go verbally with my thoughts.
“For what it’s worth, boss, did you ever think to floss?”
Hearing my comment, he stopped mouthing off, quickly put his window back up, and sped away. My “for what it’s worth” must’ve stung him as much, as that fellow saying I needed to clearcoat my rust.



















