Pulled over for doing 15 mph in a 45 mph zone, Officer Stedanko kindly asked the old man,
“Where you headed in such a lack of hurry?”
In a frantic voice the senior citizen slowly replied,
“Parkview Regional. It’s not an emergency!”
Seeing that it wasn’t a life or death situation, the policeman with lights and siren going led him the rest of the way.
Next morning at dinner, the cop’s wife asked her husband if anything boring happened on his last shift. He thought about it for several minutes.
“No, just another day in Bizarroville.”