HIGH MAINTENANCE II

“Mick was just another free meal, movie, and gift provider.’

Woman in green dress sitting at a table holding a glass of champagne in an elegant lounge
Let her go

Many years ago, a single friend and coworker was on the dating scene and encountered his “dream girl.” I only met her once but sensed right away she was ‘high maintenance.’

Other workers in the shop felt the same and advised him to let her go after hearing breakroom stories about what the woman expected in terms of meals and entertainment.

A female described as ‘high maintenance’ is often perceived as someone who pays close attention to her appearance and enjoys indulging in luxuries. She might prioritize fashion and beauty routines and expect a certain level of care or effort in her relationships. This gal fit that bill to perfection.

Living paycheck to paycheck, Mick (not his real name) eventually couldn’t afford to satisfy her extravagant tastes and had to let her go, though it didn’t hurt the woman’s feelings. She already had two other guys on the hook. Mick was just another free meal, movie, and gift provider.

“Let her go” can also be used in a different sense, with “let him go” being the alternative. I’m sure many women have similar tales about men they’ve dated, their dates not carrying the title of high maintenance, but needing maintenance instead. I’m talking about unkept appearance, such as unbrushed teeth, body odor, dirty shoes, along with personal problems.

Thankfully, my wife never decided to let me go, but just recently she advised me, along with my doctor, to “ladder go.” I’m talking about climbing ladders, after falling off one and striking my head on a block wall before hitting the concrete floor.

Seeing stars for a few seconds, it took a couple of months before the pain went away. I’m still feeling some tightness in my neck and shoulders, with Tylenol working its magic. A friend fared much worse after she took a plunge from a stepladder in a garage. Barb suffered a broken wrist and bruises and is still recovering.

Medical reports show that climbing ladders poses significant risks for senior citizens due to age-related changes in balance, strength, and vision. Falls from ladders can result in serious injuries such as fractures, head trauma, or even long-term disabilities, including death.

Seniors are particularly vulnerable because their bones may be more fragile, and recovery from injuries often takes longer. Even a minor misstep can lead to a severe accident. It’s important for older adults to avoid unnecessary ladder use and seek help with tasks that require climbing.

Safety measures, such as using sturdy ladders, ensuring proper footwear, and having another person nearby, can reduce the risk but don’t eliminate it entirely. Taking precautions and recognizing personal limitations are essential to prevent dangerous falls.

Unfortunately, I still must climb ladders because our home needs light bulbs changed on occasion, smoke detectors replaced, dust bunnies removed, and, just recently, I completely repainted the bathroom.

Our house, just like Mick’s old girlfriend, is high maintenance. Perhaps it’s time to let her go and look for a condo!

Elderly man falling backward off a ladder in a workshop with tools scattered
Ladder go