Everyone has pet peeves. I have a couple:
Have you ever noticed how some household products are misleading in name or advertised abilities? My wife bought a spray can of “Scrubbing Bubbles”. I decided to use it to clean a sink. Spraying the foam on white porcelain finish, I watched as “Scrubbing Bubbles” did absolutely nothing. It wasn’t until adding ‘elbow grease’ that the sink came clean. I was the one doing the scrubbing. The bubbles went along for a ride.
Another misrepresented product is “Handi Wipes”. They’re handy all right as long as you can find them. Last time I needed “Handi Wipes” they were nowhere in sight. My wife had them hidden behind a box of soap. I used “Brawny” paper towels instead and that’s only because my wife buys that brand.
“Joy” dish soap is another pet peeve. I don’t know about you, but I find absolutely no joy in washing dishes. Whoever named it “Joy” must’ve been on acid.
“Brawny” paper towels take the cake for erroneous labeling. The manufacturer says to tear a sheet off and place it alongside a competing brand in an absorbency test. I did exactly that using “Bounty”. Both towels ended up soaked to the gills. What else would you expect?
Tell me there’s brawny in a paper towel and I’ll say you need your head examined. The only thing brawny about “Brawny” is the picture of that rugged looking man on the wrapper. I suppose that’s why so many women buy them. On the gossip side of things, I hear the “Brawny” model gets a pedicure each month. What does that tell you about his brawniness?
There’s absolutely nothing charming about “Charmin” toilet paper.
Did you know “Mrs. Butterworth’s” original brand syrup has zero butter inside? There’s no real maple either. What’s in a bottle of “Mrs. Butterworth’s” is a mystery. Hopefully they at least put real high-fructose corn syrup in the mixture.
“Bac ‘n bits” contains zero bacon nor any kind of meat. What is that stuff? Maybe I don’t want to know!
“Jiffy” muffin mix takes at least 30 minutes from start to finish. If that’s jiffy, then I’m ‘Johnny on the Spot’ with a walker.
I’ve never been a smoker. I see nothing cool about “Kool” brand cigarettes. Calling something “Kool” that smolders seems ludicrous. That’s akin to saying ice is hot. Git my drift?
“Quaker Instant Oatmeal” has dubious meaning. Did Quaker actually look up the meaning of instant? Someone has to make the stuff.
“Cheerios” is one of my least favorite cereal brands. If my wife says we’re having “Cheerios” for breakfast, a Cheery O attitude will not be found. Horses might love the stuff, but man does not live on oats alone!
“Sleepytime Tea”. Tried it a couple of times and found I still couldn’t sleep. The drink’s supposedly caffeine free. Maybe someone at the factory is adding caffeine as a prank? I’ve often wondered about decaffeinated coffee. What’s to stop someone from switching grinds?
Products taking the grand prize are those labeled organic. Organic is nothing more than a grocery store buzz word. My wife and her sister are big fans on purchasing these items. How easy is it to plop an organic label on a can or box. It’s ink for crying out loud. Hand me a Magic Marker and I’ll mark it for you.
“Rice-a-Roni” advertises as being the San Francisco treat. Say what? I could never understand why. What kind of sane person eats “Rice-a-Roni” as a treat? I love “Rice Krispy” treats but “Rice-a-Roni” is not in the same category.
I’ve raved to friends over the years about “Moon Pies”. I have no complaints regarding this product. The name alone says it all. That’s reason enough to buy a box!