A well-known lawyer received a call from his wife that their kitchen faucet was badly leaking. Dialing a plumber, he raced home to see what was up.
Within 15 minutes the plumber repaired things. He then handed the attorney a bill for $100.00.
“That’s $400.00 an hour?”, the attorney gasped.
“I’m a lawyer and I don’t make $400.00 an hour!”
“I didn’t make $400.00 an hour either when I was a lawyer!” the plumber responded.