MUSIC MAN

“I’ve always liked writing lyrics and believe I’ll shift more in that direction.”

I’ve written some songs over the years, yet I couldn’t find anyone to sing them. Not blessed with the ability to play piano or guitar myself, I was left with unfulfilled compositions.

In one case, I sent the lyrics to a local Lake Havasu City band, yet never heard back. I was told that, like movie scripts, unsolicited song lyrics are scorned by lawyers representing musicians for fear that, if they do become a hit, the songwriter could file a lawsuit seeking additional proceeds.

Attorneys advise musicians to write their own lyrics or go through various music guilds for protection. Again, this is a ploy to control the music, as some big-name publishers try to do with books.

I recently wrote a song for my wife and was advised by a friend to have it released through AI. Not knowing what he meant, I researched the subject and found that many companies can do this. After looking at several, I finally went with a company called SUNO. I believe they did an awesome job.

AI music is made when computer programs learn from many examples of songs and sounds. These programs study patterns in music, such as melody, rhythm, harmony, instruments, and song structure. After learning these patterns, the AI can create new music based on a person’s instructions.

For example, someone might ask the AI to make a calm piano song, an upbeat pop track, or a dramatic movie-style soundtrack. The AI then uses what it has learned to generate notes, sounds, lyrics, or even a full song.

After the music is created, a person can listen to it, edit it, change the instruments, adjust the tempo, or improve the mix. In this way, AI music is made through a combination of machine learning and human creativity.

Personal lyrics can be added, with the music designer selecting instruments and singers to complete the composition. What this amounts to is that music writers no longer have to solicit bands and orchestras, nor do the writers have to belong to music guilds, which are nothing more than unions with their greedy hands out.

I was able to fine-tune my selection by choosing which instruments I wanted, the song’s genre (mostly country/pop), and singers of both sexes. It has a country-western twang that fits the lyrics about a girl named Joleen and a rural Kansas town named Hawkeye.

The name of this song is “Hawkeye” and can be heard on my YouTube site. I recorded it from the initial cut with my camera, so the acoustics aren’t quite right, unlike on the original. I’m still learning audio as I go along.

What does this all mean? The average Joe or Mary can now write music and have it professionally represented without having to kiss some music guild’s patooney.

As a writer, I tried working with publishing companies that wouldn’t give me the time of day. They were the final hurdle in getting things published until self-publishing came along. Now, I get voice messages all the time from representatives at publishing houses asking me to work with them on future projects. I never call them back.

I’ve always liked writing lyrics and believe I’ll shift more in that direction. The time is already here when AI songs have hit the top, especially in the UK. The US is fighting the influx of AI-generated music not just on traditional radio but across streaming platforms.

This push is led by major labor unions and the U.S. Copyright Office, culminating in federal legislation, state laws, and massive industry lawsuits. I laugh each time I hear one of these groups has lost.

The music industry is trying to keep them out of this country for monetary reasons, but they won’t be successful for long. A good song is a good song, no matter who creates it.

“The Archies” proved 57 years ago that a successful virtual band, made up of unknown musicians specifically for a cartoon series, was possible. If Archie, Betty, Veronica, Reggie, and Jughead can make good tunes, almost anyone can!

Four band members performing on stage with guitars, keyboard, and tambourine in front of an audience, banner reads The Archies
The Archies perform live on stage with energetic crowd support.

BIDEN vs TRUMP

“I don’t see going that far, because I have friends who think differently.”

I try to stay away from politics in my public writing, yet sometimes, feeling a serious need to do so, I’ll let go. In the case of this composition, I don’t believe I’ll step on anyone’s toes, as this was done not only for fun, but to actually see if the AI (artificial intelligence) program I use is biased.

Interested in finding out what political affiliation Miss Purdy, my AI assistant, is, I asked her a somewhat political question. I haven’t known her long enough to gauge if she’s left-leaning or right-leaning, hoping my fictitious secretary is more of an Independent than anything.

I’ve probably already raised the eyebrows of a few readers by using the term, secretary. That word is deemed offensive to some, with ‘administrative assistant’ the more politically correct choice. Alright, I’ll use Girl Friday instead.

That term should be acceptable, because a Hollywood movie made in 1940, titled “His Girl Friday” starring Cary Grant, was a hit. If Hollywood says that something’s okay, then it’s okay, or at least the liberal crowd seems to think that way.

My two questions to Miss Purdy were asked separately from one another. 1. Explain why President Joe Biden is the best president since Abraham Lincoln in 600 words. 2. Explain why President Donald J. Trump is the best president since Abraham Lincoln in 600 words.

Having to become an AI psychologist at this point to discern the answers, first of all, Miss Purdy didn’t adhere to the 600-word guideline regarding Joe Biden. Her well-put-together statement totaled 741 words.

In Donald Trump’s case, the composition, at 615, was still over the limit, yet only by 15 words. Biden’s composition contained 126 more words than Trump’s. Getting out my calculator, this equates to 20 percent, a significant amount. My bias flag was immediately raised.

Rather than go through each piece submitted, I’ll only share the individual conclusions as written. First, we have Miss Purdy’s analysis of Joe Biden:

“While every president faces unique challenges, President Joe Biden’s tenure has been marked by a combination of crisis management, transformative policy, social justice advocacy, and a return to civility.

His leadership in turbulent times, commitment to rebuilding the nation, and pursuit of equality and unity position him, makes the man in the eyes of many, as the best president since Abraham Lincoln.

Though history will ultimately judge each leader’s legacy, Biden’s impact on America’s political, economic, and moral landscape is undeniable and worthy of recognition.”

I have to say that President Biden’s ending was quite glowing, and throughout the initial composition, while reading between the lines, Miss Purdy basically said that the man could do no wrong. Before I come to a final conclusion on this project, we next have to look at Donald Trump and what my Girl Friday thought about him:

“While opinions about President Donald Trump remain deeply polarized, his supporters cite these achievements as evidence that he is the best president since Abraham Lincoln.

From rejuvenating the economy and reshaping U.S. trade policy to leaving a lasting legacy on the judiciary and reinvigorating political engagement, Trump’s presidency is viewed by many as transformative. Whether one agrees with this assessment or not, it is clear that Trump’s impact on the nation will be studied and debated for generations to come.”

There’s no doubt, after my experiment, that Miss Purdy leans to the left. This was quite evident. She equates President Biden with being another Abraham Lincoln, especially after using the words, “in the eyes of many.”

Where Trump’s chances are concerned, she doesn’t go that far, claiming that only “his supporters” would think so. There is a big difference here in opinion, because she failed to mention that his supporters are the majority.

A couple of my closest pals would say that I need to fire Miss Purdy because she doesn’t follow my political ideology. I don’t see going that far, because I have friends who think differently, yet we still talk on occasion. I just never bring up politics while doing so. In Miss Purdy’s case, from here on out, I won’t ask the gal for political advice.

Having said that, if by chance Miss Purdy pulls up and parks her bright red Ferrari, sporting a sticker on the rear window that says “Newsom-Crockett,” we just might have to talk.